One of Elon Musk’s nerd army is trolling his brand-new fans by charging $1,000 to check out a manifesto about why he joined DOGE - only to find the post is blank.

Gavin Kliger, 25, is one of 6 baby-faced boys with little-to-no government experience handpicked by the ‘First Buddy’ to plant havoc in the civil service.

He was the one who sent out a company-wide email sent to staff members at USAID informing them not to come into the firm’s Washington DC head office on Monday.

Kliger sent out the direction from a USAID email address he was offered with as part of top-level access to its systems, along with fellow DOGE nerd Luke Farritor.

While the staff were kept home, DOGE gained access to the company’s IT system, constructing security, and classified materials, and began dismantling it.

Just hours before he sent out the email, Kliger made a post on his Substack page entitled: ‘Why DOGE. Why I quit a seven-figure wage to save America.‘

Unlike the rest of his Substack, the post was ‘subscriber just’ with a $1,000-a-month fee - or $10,000 for an entire year - to access a single word of it.

However, those who were curious sufficient to spend the extraordinary charge discovered there wasn’t even that - the post was totally blank.

Gavin Kliger, 25, is one of six baby-faced kids with little-to-no government experience handpicked by Elon Musk to sow havoc in the civil service

Kliger made a post on his Substack page titled: ‘Why DOGE. Why I provided up a seven-figure wage to save America’. Despite a $1,000 paywall, it is entirely empty

‘Poetically blank, please reassess your life choices,’ one discuss the post read.

Kliger enhanced his elaborate trolling with an unusual voicemail welcoming that pointed anybody who called his registered contact number to the post.

'I simply wrote a stunning Substack on this, orcz.com the Weekly Byte, if you simply go there, it’s behind the paywall, however I believe it will respond to that question for you ... it’s respectable,’ he said.

The one-minute greeting was an elongated variation of the trick where the owner of the phone pretends to address, but it is in fact taped.

Kliger initially pretended he was driving through a tunnel and having trouble hearing the call, then eventually exclaiming, ‘They said what? No, no, I don’t believe that’s right.‘

The taped message then made its pitch for the caller to read his Substack.

Despite its name, the Substack was not upgraded weekly, and just has 2 other posts - both of which are free to read.

Despite its name, Kliger’s Substack was not upgraded weekly, and only has three posts

Unlike the rest of his Substack, the post was ‘subscriber only’ with a $1,000-a-month charge - or $10,000 for a whole year - to access a single word of it

They are both strident defenses of Donald Trump’s most questionable cabinet nominations - Matt Gaetz and Pete Hegseth.

Gaetz was nominated for attorney-general but withdrew after a damning House report discovered he paid for sex with 17-year-old woman and various other misbehaviors.

Kliger’s post entitled ‘The Curious Case of Matt Gaetz: How the Deep State Destroys Its Enemies’ represented Gaetz as an innocent victim who was ‘framed’.

His other post, ‘Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense: The Warrior Washington Fears’, was an enthusiastic defense of the previous Fox News host’s election filled with frequent Trump-ally talking points.

Hegseth was narrowly verified by the Senate regardless of his history of alcoholic abuse and claims of sexual attack and harassment.

Kliger’s claim that he left a ‘seven-figure job’ to join DOGE is likewise dubious as his personal sector work history didn’t include such a role.

His newest task, according to his LinkedIn, was as a ‘senior software application engineer’ at Databricks, a cloud computing firm in San Francisco, from May 2020 to last month.

Salaries for that position at Databricks range from $102,000 to $308,000 a year according to Certainly, while Glassdoor puts the top end at $321,000, consisting of reward.

Kliger was the one who sent a company-wide email sent to workers at USAID telling them not to come into the agency’s Washington DC headquarters on Monday

The Berkeley graduate supposedly instructed all staff members at the company not to return to Washington head office on Monday

Kliger graduated from the University of California, Berkeley, in 2020 and interned at Twitter in 2019 - well before Musk’s takeover in 2022.

Musk last month designated him an unique advisor to the director for details innovation at the Office of Personnel Management, where numerous other Musk lackeys were set up.

The Tesla owner has basically taken control of the OPM, together with the General Services Administration, through his leadership of DOGE.

Kliger’s now-deleted Github from his time at Berkeley claims he is an Eagle Scout, National Merit Scholar, National AP Scholar, a black belt very first dan in Taekwondo, and an accomplished pianist.

'I wish to do work that will affect the future,’ it read.

'Whether that means developing software, looking into system release, or operating in some other sphere, I know that I will contribute insight and creativity towards meeting the difficulties I deal with.

'In my spare time, I enjoy playing the piano and clarinet and going to music concerts at Berkeley. One of my favorite leisure activities is playing online blitz chess.‘

Kliger’s father, Larry Kliger, is president of Lawrence Allen & Associates, a commercial genuine estate company.

Musk last month designated Kliger an unique advisor to the director for details technology at the Office of Personnel Management, where many other Musk lackeys were installed

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